"Head-Light-Band".
It's a stunning addition to any wardrobe and is sure to make you the hit of the PTA.
| Darcy Schmidt Design |
A-Sex-Ories
to complement any outfit... ...or to spice up a swanky room or office. |
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Put your breast features forward with
this fabulous and sexy "Head-Light-Band". It's a stunning addition to any wardrobe and is sure to make you the hit of the PTA. |
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| "Head-Light-Band" by Darcy Schmidt ©
2002, spandex, foam rubber, elastic, sequined fabric nipples in the collection of M. Reed |
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A flashy evening bag that will make the fashionistas lose cunt-rol! Check out its throbbing clitoris. This cleverly zippered "Snatchel" is the perfect place for condoms, personal-sized lube and cab fare home after a fun-filled evening. |  |
| "Snatchel" by Darcy Schmidt © 2001,
spandex, foam rubber, metallic tile fabric in the collection of R. Reed |
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It's a titty! It's a bag! It's the
"Itty-Bitty-Titty Bag"!!! Use it to hold your car keys, nail clippers or
chewing gum. Or maybe even just stuff it full of Kleenex™ like you would
have in junior high! The "Itty-Bitty-Titty Bag" has a perky nipple and it's hot
hot HOT!!! "Itty-Bitty-Titty Bag" by Darcy Schmidt © 2002 spandex, foam rubber in the collection of J. De Kergommeaux |
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It's the perfect place to keep dentures or your stash! The "Box" doubles as an attractive facial tissue holder that's guaranteed to complement any decor. |  |
| "Box" by Darcy Schmidt © 2002, spandex,
foam rubber, hairy fabric, in the collection of L. Thomas |
| It's the office companion of choice! The oh-so-stylish "Penis-cil Case" is double ended featuring both cut AND uncut knobs to adapt to your ever-changing tastes. |  |
"Penis-cil Case" by Darcy Schmidt © 2002 spandex, foam rubber in the collection of A. Wooff |
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It's the "Penis Pub Draught Carrier"! Perfect for concealing two 440ml cans of deluxe pub draught! Snake it down your trousers and sneak your favourite pub draught into "dry" sporting events. Nobody will ever guess it isn't your own flesh! |  |
| "Penis Pub Draught Carrier" by Darcy Schmidt
© 2001, spandex, foam rubber. Beer not included. in the collection of C. Masters & M. Bryden |
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