This shot was taken from up on the balcony. It gives you an idea of how the hall was set up and everything. It was quite "pis-elegant" and very, very boozy with lots of nice nibblies. The bottle of hootch in the foreground (lower right) isn't a small bottle of hootch perched on the railing but instead is a huge inflatable bottle of hooch sitting downstairs and it is soooo tall that it's neck sticks up in the way of this picture.		Here is a picture of Shotsie Bedemeyer (sp?) who is the MC drag queen for the evening. She does some schtick with a faux German accent and introduces the first act which is, uh, me!

So here I am getting warmed up on stage. This is the deal: I am wearing a large foam rubber and stretch knit muscle man outfit which is anatomically correct. On top of this I am also wearing a slinky little caveman outfit in faux-leopard polar fleece which I peel off to the tune of "Groove is in the Heart" by Dee-lite. Underneath it there is a faux-leopard jock strap, and I sleaze around to some tables and grind in peoples faces. They don't know what to think but many are quite into it. I whip it off to the delight and amazement of the audience since the muscle man outfit has a 3 foot long "unit" which I unfurl... There aren't any pictures of this though, so you will just have to use your wildest imagination, or check out the Kiss & Tell photo section of this site as it is quite well documented there.

So then there is an intermission and some more acts including a reading by Bill Richardson (Canadian literary type), shown here to the left. His boyfriend or shack-up or "partner" or whatever accompanies him on the piano. Bill is reading something from a smutty novel that he is working on but he doesn't take his clothes off. Then there is another bried itermission while we suit up in the back for the finale.

...and The Dirty Dozen Fashion Show
	First out are 4 hotties in men's muscle vests with matching sporrans. The sporrans all have these gi-normous hard-ons and the audience is titillated.		They are joined on stage by yet another hottie in a full body hermaphrodite suit and he/she/it goes nuts on stage touching him/her/it-self and gyrating. The crowd squeals with excitement.

He/She/It is truly delightful and even has half a moustache & 1 bushy eyebrow to complete the "left side male, right side female" thing that the outfit is all about.		Once they have done their routine, they disperse through the audience, then disappear backstage to frantically get changed for their next routine. Meanwhile, the "Mer-man" comes on stage to entertain the audience with his sizzling routine, and dazzle them with his 3 foot retractable dong. There aren't any photos of this though, but if you check out the Kiss & Tell section of this site it is well documented there...

So, now on stage we have 3 male "Sexy Fish", a female "Sexy Sea Anemone", and a female "Sexy Sea Urchin" with multi-breasts.		Here is a close-up of the sea anemone. Her sisters were taking these photos so it is natural that we have some of her.		"Um, could you please turn around so that the folks at home can get a peek at your tits and yoni? Thank You."		The 3rd fish has this really sparkley outfit and something wound up in a fish net that he is carrying at about crotch level...

As you have probably already guessed, it is his 8 foot penis, which the other sea creatures proceed to unfurl and grab on to...			...as they parade with it through the audience amidst whoops and hollers.

	For the final costume of the show, I come out on stage in my penis outfit.		I unsettle the audience by touching myself and doing a little genital piercing demo (that is a long metal bar that I am holding there in the photo to the right)		Sorry, but no picture of the bangle on the scrotum of the outfit.

	For the finale, all of the models come out on stage (hey! there is the "Mer-man" now, at the right) and we disperse through the audience as they try to grope us and feel us up.		We get a group photo taken in this little boudoir set-up, and the sexy fish in blue yells "Hooray"!

... and we partied the night away!